Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Ghatam Street

   It had been almost two weeks since that painful journey in what they called a SpiceJet and almost a week since I had gotten used to walking barefoot in the house, feeling clean tiles, a welcome respite from the layer of dust and sand which usually covered my hostel room. Itching to discover useful ways of wasting time apart from the usual books and movie 'projects' which I had undertaken, most of which were past deadline, I decided to buy a new Ghatam.
   After making a few calls and inquiring about prices and doing a bit of asking around, facts came to light. The air-conditioned, upmarket music showrooms were owned by daylight robbers who sold Ghatams at ten times the price they brought them for. Not to degrade my instrument or anything, but it's only a clay pot, albeit one of a uniform texture, pitch and heat treatment but nonetheless, a clay pot. And if a Ghatam costs you an arm, a leg and pretty much your whole torso to buy, without Vinayakaram's autograph to show for it, you know the world is coming to a sad capitalist end.  
   To cut down on the cyphers at the end of the price tag, we headed to the very source, the 'factory' in Mylapore, where apparently existed a street with a dead-end. Every family on this street had once depended on the different shades of brown and the vastly diverse shapes clay could inhabit. As time wore on, the art was still passed from one generation to the next, but the money in it declined, and they were forced to seek  better paying jobs. A few vestiges of the profession remained, and only one family made Ghatams in that street.
   Small, freshly molded dark green toy pots laid out for drying by the hundreds, pots and strange looking vases immaculately being carved by swift and nimble hands which guided the clay as it took shape and of course, Ghatams of every size, thickness and Shruti, pitch were present.
   What stuck me as very strange was the whole 'architecture' of the buildings, built with absolutely no gaps in between. This particular dead-end street was slightly cut off from the usual Mylapore (For that matter, what is usual Mylapore? Stupid Area). Disproportionate buildings which ran high up were no more than four arm-stretches wide. We were led into a 'house' which wasn't very wide but was three floors high and ran as far as the eye could see! I later realized that they were actually many homes which were simply built with common walls like a slum, but very unlike one, as cement and bricks instead of tin and tarpaulin and plasma TVs instead of soot from burning wood adorned the walls! They were well-to-do families. The street was an economy on its own.
   As the husband was out working, the lady of the house displayed a few Ghatams on the floor as I sheepishly tested a few of them, having completely no idea how to select one. Picking two which sounded good and of appropriate size, we were astounded when the lady charged us almost thrice the amount we paid the last time. "We don't make them anymore. Only a handful of customers want Ghatams, so we have started outsourcing them from my uncle who lives in a village near Thanjavur." She refused to budge. We paid them, realizing that while the art of making Ghatams died out, a few families like this one had established a monopoly, naming any price they wanted to normal customers and music showrooms.
   We left, thinking about this uncle in Thanjavur and how old he could be (The lady was herself past fifty). What about after he...? Who would sell Madras Ghatams in Madras then? 

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Them Dads

Been a month. Aiyyo.
Another semester. Another fun-filled semester of failed expectations. The writer cannot exactly recall much about the sem which just passed by, slowly and surely as the winter which tiptoes in through the backdoor, owing to his poor memory. (I still don't exactly know where we went for the DoPy trip, somewhere near Musssorie, or was it some Gunj?) Two of his wingies were slightly unnerved when they woke up in the morning to a knock on their doors and their fathers behind them. Don't exactly blame them, but who pays a surprise visit to their son's college early morning without the bleakest of excuses to show for it? It's not like the college is set in a sprawling metropolis for them to take a small 220 km detour anyway. ("Hey, son! Just checking out that new Adidas showroom for sweaters, so I thought I would drop by, you know. How you doing? What's that smell?"). If you're wondering, Pilani does have an Adidas with sab bilkul orijhanal peeces . Seems legit.
   That was not the point, anyway. So the dads minded their own business and we were all cool about it. So what if one of them could not sleep (owing to the nerve-wracking, gut-wrenching, blood-curdling screams of Yours truly) and told us off when we were 'celebrating' my birthday? So what if we had to slightly lower our music volumes and tone down our language and change the way we knock on doors and keep the corridor lights on during the night and speak in hushed tones around them and... stuff? We were pretty cool about it. Then it broke.
I woke up one bright morning, swung open my door and what I saw blinded me. 
The clothesline. It was, like, full, yo.
His dad had washed my wingie's clothes. All of them.
I took a peak at my mess of a room of a laundry basket. Clothes here, there, every-bloody-where. Here I was, undergoing continuous, back-to-back, crucifying laundry crises, biding my time, pushing off the day I would finally sit down in the cold, cold winter and do mine in the cold, cold water, and his dad pops up and  showers him with fresh-out-of-the-basket undies. Pardon my language. I'm raging because my dad just got me guitar when he paid me a (announced) visit.
Lucky Sethi. 

Saturday, December 3, 2011

A Quadrode to America


Warning: A series of events not in correct chronological order. Am Tarantino, yo.

A long, long, long time back, when the price of petrol was hiked to 48 roobees...
"... Should do a tour at least once in the holidays..."
"...Hmm, there are around seven in Madurai itself..."
   I kept phasing in and out of the conversation, picking up bits and pieces of garbled information as buildings and vehicles crept past, a dull background to a frame which was the car window, distorted by glass, half raised. We were eating out that night, part of the unfortunate Saturday night routine, when virtually everyone in the city was out, replete with slow moving traffic, nightmarish parking problems and booked-full restaurants. Our family was a walking cliche, dad on the wheel while mom doing the backseat driving, passing parking advice and leaving dad slightly fuming. I suddenly sat up.
  "What's a Dhivya-Desam?", I asked. Resorting to a long, detailed explanation on the 108 'special' temples of Vishnu, the gist of which was the aforementioned, she ended with, "Srirangam is one. There are some 106 in India, I think. The other two are in...."
"America", I finished, for some reason. Slightly piqued, dad parried with an indignant "No. Heaven". 
"What's the difference?"
 The result was a very, very rare expression, something you usually freeze for the rest of your life...

Not so long ago...
"When do your exams get over?"
"14th or 15th, I think. Will check."
"When are you reaching Delhi?"
"15th or 16th, I think. We should reach Chennai by 17th or 18th morning. Or so".
"Why are you always unsure about everything in life?"
"Po Ma!"
"Cheri Cheri... Bring unopened or unfinished pickle bottles back. We'll finish them here."
"Hey, do you want Toblerone, Mars or Snickers? I get them in ANC. I could bring a few chocolates for Krish."
"Enna Pilaniya illa Americava? Have you paid your dues? Will I get your CG card..."

Long time back...
"You think America is all F.R.I.E.N.D.S? People sitting in a coffee shop, having a good time and discussing who has a crush on who? No way. This is why I don't like that sitcom..."
I nodded, then shook my head, just to be sure. I had completely no idea what was going on. Had seen only one episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. in life, and that too with no subtitles... Knew the soundtrack though...Sounded like my 'fav' Backstreet Boys. (I repeat, this was a long time back)
"America is not all fun man..."
(The rest of the conversation I don't remember, but it did mention something about high standards of living leading to house-cleaners arriving in SUVs and charging a bomb. It also mentioned not accepting things from strangers and burglar alarms and lots and lots of bubble wrapping their kids.You get the drift)

Yesterday...
"Dude, just saw both."
"Both? Zeitgeist AND Inside Job?"
"Yeah, man. Lost all faith in any standing institution. The Americans are pretty ducked..."
"Seriously"
 "But there was also this relief, that our own govt. is no way near being that organized in conspiring against its own people. (In the US, they want to secretly unify the American, Canadian and Mexican currencies into the Amero) Here we can only think of creating more and more states and districts. We can never think a century ahead. Even our ducking five-year plans are failing. A Zeitgeist is never possible in India."
"I was also thinking the same thing!"
"India, man. Win."